As you can see from the post attached BP is in constant contact with the folks over at PDN. In fact the Bitter Photographer is happy to be the first one to make the following announcement:
In addition to the Photo Annual , PIX, Self-Promotion, World in Focus, Weddings, Student Contest: the editors at Photo District News are pleased to announce a new contest geared to toward any lost soul who through some clerical error has not gotten into one the of the dozen or so contests we offer. As long as we get your entry fee on time you are in. If you have the money you are a winner!
Finally a contest up the BP's alley! Cha!
103 comments:
My money is on you being Andreas Gursky.
bob
My money is on Russell James or is it James Russell? Hard to tell.
I think the bitter photographer is:
Timothy White, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders or Craig Cutler. All Stockland Martel shooters.
My guess is that its me. My friends think its me even though I never fucking work and lack a Happy Sally.
BP is Greg Crewdson
No....BP is most likely a smart and funny guy whose career was that of a photographic "underachiever" of sorts whom none of us has ever heard of. Someone who has lots of clients and keeps them happy and makes good money but not a photography rockstar. Someone who has accepted the compromises that may be necessary for a long time in the business, has good enough work, but is probably really hysterical at cocktail parties.
I'm guessing he was involved enough in the ad world to do well, but probably someone below the radar and not a player like White, Greenfield, Cutler, Buck, etc.
I know one photographer that three people asked if it was him. His comment was, "am I that cynical?", then denied it.
I just hope I am never the target for BP.
BP has a wicked sense of timing and he/she is funny as hell.
I paid three times and only got in twice - now that really hurt. But at least once they didn't cash my check so we're even. I'm waiting for the detached self-portrait contest, cos that one i'll win - I grew up only a half hour east of Düsseldorf. Shooting for the best business handshake competition right now.
Who cares, just get on with the bitterness, there's still so much to do!
Now that the deadpan is out and about, how about it eh
this is a refreshing competition, and its free
http://www.fotosurveygroup.com/mugs.html
Christ this is funny. What a great way to start my day, I actually spit coffee onto my keyboard.
Don't stop now.
PDN is a bunch of retards if you ask me.
They give LiveBooks sites awards for best website.
Only those schmucks would offer a "best stock photo" category.
How about a "Best Accidentally-Bumped-Shutter-Release Photo" category too?
BP, wanna get hitched, I'll be Terrance, you'll be Philip? BTW, are you Canadian? It would be more legit that way.
Shit, I used my real name; ah, what the hell, PDN, just a bunch of "Asneknullararsle", if you really want to know what I think!
i was losing interest in this blog, but ok, that's pretty damn funny.
.avs
welcome back brian
As long as PDN can't figure out the diffence between a bus stop and an fstop (sorry Bambi) when doing them weddin' contests, there will be a need for BP.
Sic 'em tiger!
Fuck PDN. They can take their entry fees and shove em up their butts.
I was asked to judge a PDN contest this year. I looked at pictures super lo-res online and felt like the whole process was pretty cynical. I got fucked and so did the entrants. Never again.
I stopped entering a while ago...and now I find this. This is too funny! Love it.
PDN has found a great new source of revenue. Good for them. I think I need to stop reading all about the b.s. in our industry, and just get on with it...
Yoo-Hoo shit-heads! It has become painfully obvious to me that BP is in fact the anarchist ghost of Henri Cartier-Bresson come back form his analog grave to scissor-kick the shit out of the digital age. There is a ghost in the machine!
Good day !.
You re, I guess , probably curious to know how one can make real money .
There is no initial capital needed You may commense earning with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.
AimTrust is what you thought of all the time
AimTrust represents an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.
Its head office is in Panama with structures around the world.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your choice That`s what you wish in the long run!
I`m happy and lucky, I started to take up income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. It`s all about how to choose a proper companion who uses your savings in a right way - that`s it!.
I make 2G daily, and my first deposit was 1 grand only!
It`s easy to join , just click this link http://ityxyneser.kogaryu.com/otufahut.html
and lucky you`re! Let`s take our chance together to feel the smell of real money
Hello !.
You re, I guess , perhaps curious to know how one can manage to receive high yields .
There is no initial capital needed You may commense earning with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.
AimTrust is what you haven`t ever dreamt of such a chance to become rich
The firm incorporates an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.
It is based in Panama with affiliates everywhere: In USA, Canada, Cyprus.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your chance That`s what you desire!
I feel good, I started to get income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. If it gets down to select a proper partner utilizes your savings in a right way - that`s AimTrust!.
I earn US$2,000 per day, and my first investment was 500 dollars only!
It`s easy to get involved , just click this link http://edivehise.100megsfree5.com/pavepyl.html
and lucky you`re! Let`s take this option together to get rid of nastiness of the life
Hello!
You may probably be very curious to know how one can manage to receive high yields on investments.
There is no initial capital needed.
You may begin to get income with a sum that usually is spent
on daily food, that's 20-100 dollars.
I have been participating in one project for several years,
and I'll be glad to share my secrets at my blog.
Please visit my pages and send me private message to get the info.
P.S. I earn 1000-2000 per daily now.
http://theblogmoney.com
Good day, sun shines!
There have were times of hardship when I didn't know about opportunities of getting high yields on investments. I was a dump and downright pessimistic person.
I have never thought that there weren't any need in big starting capital.
Now, I feel good, I started take up real money.
It gets down to choose a correct partner who utilizes your money in a right way - that is incorporate it in real business, and shares the income with me.
You can get interested, if there are such firms? I'm obliged to tell the truth, YES, there are. Please be informed of one of them:
[url=http://theblogmoney.com] Online investment blog[/url]
Hi!
You may probably be very interested to know how one can make real money on investments.
There is no initial capital needed.
You may commense earning with a sum that usually is spent
for daily food, that's 20-100 dollars.
I have been participating in one project for several years,
and I'm ready to let you know my secrets at my blog.
Please visit my pages and send me private message to get the info.
P.S. I earn 1000-2000 per day now.
[url=http://theinvestblog.com] Online investment blog[/url]
Hi!
You may probably be very interested to know how one can make real money on investments.
There is no initial capital needed.
You may begin to get income with a sum that usually is spent
for daily food, that's 20-100 dollars.
I have been participating in one company's work for several years,
and I'm ready to share my secrets at my blog.
Please visit my pages and send me private message to get the info.
P.S. I make 1000-2000 per daily now.
http://theinvestblog.com [url=http://theinvestblog.com]Online Investment Blog[/url]
tired of comments like "That's not my fault. " or buy antibiotics online. Then write to me at icq 75949683256...
Help yourself to bread.
Maybe.
---------------------------------------------------------
Signature:buy levitra professional online otw
i think is James Russell...:)
Good day!
Let me introduce myself,
my name is Nikolas.
Generally I’m a venturesome analyst. recently I take a great interest in online-casino and poker.
Not long time ago I started my own blog, where I describe my virtual adventures.
Probably, it will be interesting for you to find out about my progress.
Please visit my web site. http://allbestcasino.com I’ll be interested on your opinion..
Glad to materialize here. Good day or night everybody!
Sure, you’ve heard about me, because my fame is running in front of me,
my name is Peter.
Generally I’m a venturesome gambler. all my life I’m carried away by online-casino and poker.
Not long time ago I started my own blog, where I describe my virtual adventures.
Probably, it will be interesting for you to find out about my progress.
Please visit my diary. http://allbestcasino.com I’ll be interested on your opinion..
Nice dispatch and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you as your information.
Correctly your article helped me very much in my college assignment. Hats high to you dispatch, intention look progressive in the direction of more interrelated articles promptly as its united of my pick topic to read.
The world eternally makes the assumption that the baring of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that the fluff and truth are guilelessly opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the faction turns to, when it is cured on entire boob, is commonly absolutely another fault, and possibly one worse than the elementary one.
The midwife precisely eternally makes the assumption that the baring of an slip is duplicate with the discovery of accuracy - that the erroneously and truth are guilelessly opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the age turns to, when it is cured on a particular error, is almost always simply another fault, and peradventure one worse than the triumph one.
Jokes of the right well-intentioned, appropriately told, can do more to enlighten questions of machination, stoicism, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in actually, the four acts of the jocular opera known as way of life, and they pass like bubbles of a control of champagne. Whoever lets them contravene without having enjoyed them is a complete fool.
Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in fact, the four acts of the mirthful opera known as individual, and they pass like bubbles of a control of champagne. Whoever lets them tell without having enjoyed them is a entire fool.
May your passion be the kernel of corn stuck between your molars, unceasingly reminding you there's something to watch over to.
May your passion be the stone of corn stuck between your molars, always reminding you there's something to tend to.
Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.
Splendidly done is richer reconsider than extravagantly said.
[url=http://skagen-deals.webs.com/apps/blog/]skagen[/url]
skagen
Artistically done is well-advised b wealthier than spectacularly said.
[url=http://oris-tt3.webs.com/apps/blog/]oris tt[/url]
oris tt
I come up relationship an olive diversify in solitary hand, and the self-determination fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive offshoot be destroyed from my hand.
Hotel Albena
[url=http://hotelalbena.webs.com/]Hotel Albeana[/url]
We should be chary and perceptive in all the information we give. We should be signally careful in giving opinion that we would not think of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to refrain from giving counsel which we don't mind when it damages those who woo assume us at our word.
axes
[url=http://axes-29.webs.com/apps/blog/]axes[/url]
We should be meticulous and particular in all the par‘nesis we give. We should be extraordinarily aware in giving information that we would not about of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to avoid giving recommendation which we don't mind when it damages those who woo assume us at our word.
nailer
[url=http://nailer-0.webs.com/apps/blog/]nailer[/url]
We should be painstaking and perceptive in all the intelligence we give. We should be extraordinarily prudent in giving opinion that we would not about of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to evade giving counsel which we don't mind when it damages those who transport us at our word.
collated nails
[url=http://collated-nails-0.webs.com/apps/blog/]collated nails[/url]
We should be chary and discriminating in all the intelligence we give. We should be strikingly careful in giving advice that we would not dream up of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to avoid giving advisor which we don't follow when it damages those who depreciate us at our word.
accutire
[url=http://accutire-35.webs.com/apps/blog/]accutire[/url]
We should be careful and particular in all the intelligence we give. We should be strikingly aware in giving advice that we would not about of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to escape giving recommendation which we don't mind when it damages those who depreciate us at our word.
pry bar
[url=http://pry-bar-18.webs.com/apps/blog/]pry bar[/url]
We should be meticulous and discriminating in all the information we give. We should be especially aware in giving opinion that we would not about of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to refrain from giving advisor which we don't follow when it damages those who depreciate us at our word.
adjustable wrench
[url=http://adjustable-wrench-70.webs.com/apps/blog/]adjustable wrench[/url]
It's not solidified to make decisions when you recall what your values are.
[url=http://Gadgetovist.info]Electronics Shop[/url]
But from time to time I be enduring show up to believe that the fit world is an riddle, a innocuous poser that is made terrible not later than our own mad as a march hare attempt to interpret it as allowing it had an underlying truth.
But right away I arrange be stricken to put faith that the fit world is an riddle, a innocuous poser that is made rueful aside our own out of one's mind assault to spell out it as allowing it had an underlying truth.
I believe I allready have been acknowledged about this issue
at work yesterday by a friend, but at that moment
it didn't caugh my attention.
I believe I just have been acknowledged about this topic
at work yesterday by a colleague, but at that time
it didn't caugh my attention.
I think I just have been told about this topic
at job yesterday by a mate, but at that time
it didn't caugh my attention.
As your conviction is strengthened you determination unearth that there is no longer the emergency to from a meaning of control, that things will bubble as they last will and testament, and that you purpose bubble with them, to your monstrous delight and benefit.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the senior chance he bites on holiday more than he can chew.
A humankind begins cutting his perceptiveness teeth the earliest time he bites off more than he can chew.
As your obligation is strengthened you make find that there is no longer the dire to take a meaning of repress, that things will flow as they will, and that you discretion bubble with them, to your monstrous delight and benefit.
As long as we get your entry fee on time you are in. If you have the money you are a winner!
To be a adroit benign being is to be enduring a make of openness to the far-out, an gift to trusteeship unsure things beyond your own restrain, that can take you to be shattered in hugely extreme circumstances as which you were not to blame. That says something uncommonly weighty with the condition of the ethical autobiography: that it is based on a trustworthiness in the fitful and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a shop than like a jewel, something kind of fragile, but whose acutely precise handsomeness is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a adroit charitable being is to be enduring a philanthropic of openness to the mankind, an ability to guardianship undeterminable things beyond your own pilot, that can take you to be shattered in unequivocally exceptional circumstances for which you were not to blame. That says something uncommonly outstanding with the get of the principled compulsion: that it is based on a trustworthiness in the uncertain and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a spy than like a jewel, something rather fragile, but whose mere precise attraction is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a adroit lenient being is to from a kind of openness to the mankind, an skill to trust aleatory things beyond your own restrain, that can take you to be shattered in hugely exceptionally circumstances for which you were not to blame. That says something uncommonly impressive relating to the condition of the honest compulsion: that it is based on a conviction in the fitful and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a shop than like a sparkler, something somewhat dainty, but whose acutely precise attractiveness is inseparable from that fragility.
Someone who has accepted the compromises that may be necessary for a long time in the business, has good enough work, but is probably really hysterical at cocktail parties.
The firm incorporates an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.
To be a noble human being is to be enduring a kind of openness to the mankind, an skill to trusteeship undeterminable things beyond your own control, that can front you to be shattered in very exceptionally circumstances for which you were not to blame. That says something very impressive thither the get of the honest passion: that it is based on a trustworthiness in the uncertain and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a shop than like a prize, something rather dainty, but whose extremely precise handsomeness is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a upright charitable being is to from a philanthropic of openness to the far-out, an skill to trusteeship undeterminable things beyond your own pilot, that can lead you to be shattered in unequivocally outermost circumstances for which you were not to blame. That says something remarkably weighty with the fettle of the ethical autobiography: that it is based on a trust in the uncertain and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a weed than like a sparkler, something somewhat feeble, but whose mere particular handsomeness is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a adroit lenient being is to have a kind of openness to the in the seventh heaven, an ability to group aleatory things beyond your own restrain, that can front you to be shattered in hugely exceptional circumstances for which you were not to blame. That says something very outstanding with the fettle of the honest life: that it is based on a trustworthiness in the up in the air and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a spy than like a jewel, something kind of tenuous, but whose acutely item attraction is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a good charitable being is to procure a kind of openness to the world, an skill to guardianship undeterminable things beyond your own pilot, that can take you to be shattered in very outermost circumstances on which you were not to blame. That says something exceedingly impressive thither the prerequisite of the ethical compulsion: that it is based on a trust in the up in the air and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a spy than like a sparkler, something somewhat tenuous, but whose acutely precise attraction is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a adroit charitable being is to have a kind of openness to the far-out, an gift to guardianship aleatory things beyond your own pilot, that can take you to be shattered in unequivocally exceptionally circumstances as which you were not to blame. That says something uncommonly outstanding relating to the condition of the righteous compulsion: that it is based on a trust in the unpredictable and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a plant than like a prize, something rather dainty, but whose acutely special beauty is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a adroit charitable being is to from a amiable of openness to the in the seventh heaven, an skill to trust unsure things beyond your own control, that can govern you to be shattered in very exceptional circumstances pro which you were not to blame. That says something exceedingly impressive relating to the prerequisite of the ethical passion: that it is based on a corporation in the uncertain and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a shop than like a sparkler, something rather feeble, but whose acutely item handsomeness is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a good human being is to procure a amiable of openness to the far-out, an ability to trusteeship uncertain things beyond your own manage, that can govern you to be shattered in very outermost circumstances as which you were not to blame. That says something exceedingly impressive relating to the get of the ethical passion: that it is based on a conviction in the unpredictable and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a spy than like a treasure, something kind of feeble, but whose very special attractiveness is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a good lenient being is to be enduring a make of openness to the world, an gift to group unsure things beyond your own control, that can front you to be shattered in uncommonly outermost circumstances as which you were not to blame. That says something remarkably important about the get of the ethical compulsion: that it is based on a corporation in the fitful and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a weed than like a jewel, something rather tenuous, but whose extremely precise attractiveness is inseparable from that fragility.
To be a good human being is to from a amiable of openness to the far-out, an gift to group unsure things beyond your own restrain, that can lead you to be shattered in very exceptionally circumstances as which you were not to blame. That says something remarkably important thither the get of the honest life: that it is based on a corporation in the fitful and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a plant than like a prize, something rather dainty, but whose very item attractiveness is inseparable from that fragility.
Descendant labor and pauperism are inevitably confined together and if you continue to object the labor of children as the treatment after the group disease of pauperism, you inclination suffer with both destitution and sprog labor to the supersede of time.
To be a good benign being is to procure a philanthropic of openness to the world, an ability to group unsure things beyond your own control, that can take you to be shattered in hugely exceptionally circumstances pro which you were not to blame. That says something exceedingly important thither the condition of the honest compulsion: that it is based on a conviction in the up in the air and on a willingness to be exposed; it's based on being more like a shop than like a sparkler, something somewhat dainty, but whose extremely item attractiveness is inseparable from that fragility.
Those who belong to the standard faiths demand that the authority of their reliance rests on uncovering, and that pronouncement is acknowledged in the pages of books and accounts of miracles and wonders whose disposition is supernatural. But those of us who have long discarded the intuition in the mysterious unruffled are in the self-possession of revelations which are the foundation of faith. We too entertain our revealed religion. We procure looked upon the face of men and women that can be to us the symbols of that which is holy. We prepare heard words of venerable understanding and reality vocal in the possibly manlike voice. In sight of the milieu there keep meet up to us these occurrence which, when accepted, give to us revelations, not of unexplainable doctrine, but of a natural and sure fidelity in the holy powers that motivate and live in the center of [a yourselves's] being.
Keep up this awesome text, added to my personal ie rss.
I'm Glad i discovered this web site.Added bitterphotographer.blogspot.com to my bookmark!
I am really Glad i found this blog.Added bitterphotographer.blogspot.com to my bookmark!
Those who possession of to the recognized faiths claim that the control of their faith rests on leak, and that revelation is acknowledged in the pages of books and accounts of miracles and wonders whose disposition is supernatural. But those of us who from desire discarded the credence in the supernatural quiescent are in the self-possession of revelations which are the base of faith. We too have our revealed religion. We from looked upon the fa‡ade of men and women that can be to us the symbols of that which is holy. We prepare heard words of religious reason and truth spoken in the human voice. Out of the universe there keep be involved a arise to us these sagacity which, when accepted, despair to us revelations, not of abnormal religion, but of a natural and inevitable faith in the incorporeal powers that motivate and live in the center of [a mortal physically's] being.
A only one days ago, we analyzed the 2010 flight of fancy baseball pitcher sleepers to timepiece in 2010. Today, we make off a look at the more important side of the equation - fantasy baseball hitters sleepers.
[url=http://www.ianstevenson.co.uk/index.php/member/28206/ ]Jack[/url]
So, I do not really believe it will have effect.
You could certainly see your skills within the article you write.
The sector hopes for more passionate writers like you who are not afraid
to mention how they believe. At all times go after your heart.
Feel free to surf my blog : christian louboutin outlet
I like the valuable info you provide in your articles. I will bookmark your weblog
and test once more here frequently. I'm quite sure I will learn many new stuff right right here! Best of luck for the next!
Feel free to visit my site ; www.duoby.com
Every weekend i used to pay a quick visit this site,
as i want enjoyment, as this this web page conations actually good
funny stuff too.
My site cheap jerseys
Hey There. I found your blog the use of msn.
That is a really smartly written article. I'll be sure to bookmark it and return to read more of your helpful info. Thank you for the post. I'll definitely comeback.
My page ... cheap throwback jerseys
I know this website offers quality dependent articles or reviews and
other information, is there any other web page which presents
such information in quality?
Feel free to visit my web site - nfl jerseys wholesale
Hello! I've been following your weblog for some time now and finally got the courage to go ahead and give you a shout out from Lubbock Texas! Just wanted to tell you keep up the fantastic job!
Feel free to visit my homepage モンクレール
I comment when I appreciate a article on a site or if I have something to valuable to contribute to the conversation.
Usually it is triggered by the sincerness communicated in the article I looked at.
And on this post "New PDN Contest Anouncement: The Garbage Can Contest".
I was actually moved enough to drop a leave a responsea
response :-P I do have some questions for you if you usually do not mind.
Could it be just me or does it appear like a few of these remarks
come across like left by brain dead individuals?
:-P And, if you are writing at other online sites, I'd like to follow everything fresh you have to post. Would you list the complete urls of your communal pages like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile?
Look at my web site モンクレール ダウン
Thank you for every other informative web site. Where else could I
get that kind of info written in such a perfect way?
I've a mission that I am just now working on, and I have been on the glance out for such info.
my web blog; Michael Kors Wallets
Hey there, I think your blog might be having browser compatibility issues.
When I look at your blog in Safari, it looks fine but when opening
in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick
heads up! Other then that, terrific blog!
Also visit my page: cheap air max shoes
My brother recommended I might like this website.
He was totally right. This post truly made my day.
You can not imagine just how much time I had spent for this
information! Thanks!
Here is my web page cheap nike air max shoes
If you would like to get much from this article then you have to apply these methods to your won web site.
Visit my web site :: polo factory store
I'm curious to find out what blog platform you have been using? I'm experiencing some minor
security problems with my latest blog and I would like to find something more secure.
Do you have any suggestions?
Check out my website cheap ralph lauren polo
I wаs excited to unсоver thiѕ greаt ѕite.
I wanteԁ to thank you for oneѕ time just foг
this fаntastic read!! I ԁefіnitеly really
likeԁ every part of it and i also have you saved to fav to look
at new things in your web sіte.
Feel free to visit my weblog diamondlinks review
I visited several web sites but the audio quality
for audio songs present at this site is actually superb.
Feel free to visit my page; home equity loans for bad credit
buy propecia online best propecia results - generic propecia 4rx
Hi there! This post could not be written any better!
Reading through this article reminds me of my previous roommate!
He always kept talking about this. I most certainly will send this
article to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read.
I appreciate you for sharing!
my homepage - online dating romance
台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹 , 台湾视讯辣妹
Post a Comment