The Bitter Photographer hopes to see you all at Photo East. Here is a list of the workshops he plans on attending:
-Creating Believable Fake Receipts:How to turn a $500 editorial job into a two thousand dollar boondoggle
-Ad Job Yoga: How to bend over while seeming to hold your head high
-Tax Tips: How to claim the cleaning lady as your studio manager
-Which is more rare?: The Wooly Mammoth or the Honest Agent? Hope to see Happy Sally there!!
-The Alec Soth Hugging Booth (running all weekend)-come console Soth and listen to all the ways BP hurt his feelings.
19 comments:
Who the fuck are you?
more important, who the fuck cares? I don't.
At first, this site was funny.
Now it is boring.
I still like it.
it's a classic case of the underachiever. so frustrated with his own shortcomings, that he tries to bring others down to join him in the mud. stinks down there though....might want to stay away.
bitter is a tough way to make it through the day. must be a hard existence.
Geez, cut him some slack- it's just a phase!
This is hilarious. People need to stop taking themselves so seriously.
"You got no fear of the underdog,
that's why you will not survive! "
-Spoon
I love that everyone makes their "who the fuck are you" and "this place sucks" comments anonymous. If you don't have the balls to say it with your name attached, don't say it. We've already accepted the premise of the Anon blogger (here and elsewhere). But for some reason the Anon commenter bug me. I'm sure I'll get flack for saying this, but I've proven here and elsewhere I just can't keep my comments to myself.
If you don't like it, stop reading... I never understood people fascination with things they hate.
I find the blog hit and miss. This post, I liked.
Jeff
Jeff likes his name in print. Drives traffic to his site. Some of us care about our reputations than being the big fish in a wee town.
I don't get the frsutration over anonymous postings on a blog by an anonymous photographer.
I rather like the idea of posting a comment and letting the thought be important, rather than the poster's name attached to the thread.
Just a different perspective on it.
But who is "The Bitter Photographer?"
Hey Jeff. I am sorry. I should not have said that. You are a good guy. I was being naughty.
Signed,
A Fan
O'Bitter, where art thou?
haters want to hate.
Bitter has gone into hiding.
Pussy.
I love when someone makes their "who the fuck are you" and "this place sucks" comments with their blog address. Oh look now we can see who this ass hole really is and then make fun of his bad blog and standard portraits. If you don't have the balls to say it with your name unattached, don't say it. We've already accepted the premise of the "Jeff" blogger (here and elsewhere). But for some reason the "Jeff" commenter bug me. I'm sure I'll get flack for saying this, but I've proven here and everywhere I just can't keep my comments to myself.
If you don't like it, stop reading... I understand peoples fascination with things they hate. Why else would we slow down when we get to an accident?
I find the blog hit and miss. This post, I liked. Jeff's comment, was boring and too self-referential. This Comment, I liked.
Whoever left the Spoon reference just skyrocketed in my book. Too bad you're anon.
No, that was a funny post.
The talentless have nothing to lose. Those that can, do. Those that can't write blogs about those that can. Too funny.
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